I have been a little slack recently about checking up on the old internet dating site. What with one thing and another it moved to the bottom of the heap of priorities, and then to the bottom of the heap of things that were lost beneath the priorities. However, today I thought I would log on and have a look at who was out there. Imagine my surprise when I find that ROYALTY is out there a wooing... and wooing me it seems. He is currently my Number 1 fan. This is what he has to say for himself:
"I am Prince Onyeka
Handsome man looking for that special soul mate to share all of life up and downs , very outgoing honest and yes i don't play games , slim build for now chose me and i will do everything to make you happy meaning cook clean and yes i can do laundry and i will even pick up the milk call during the just to hear your voice very kind honest and loyal i promises never to make you cry or even shed a single tear ,if interested just drop me a line trust me your friends will be jealous your friend will wonder why there soul mate doesn't do that for them."
The fact that he lives in Ghana might make dating a little tricky but what do you think? I like the fact that he is 'slim build for now' - is he hoping I will feed him up? It's tempting, very tempting, particularly if you could see his photo where he sports a jauntily positioned white baseball cap in a very Back Street Boys fashion.......
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good lord -- how can you resist? imagine spending warm winters in ghana being pampered and feeding grapes (or large meal worms) to your royal beloved, instead of snowed in and trapped in the wilds of Wales with a loyal hound and a packet of chocolate hobnobs. are you mad woman?
Well....if he will do the laundry and pick up the milk.....I say go for it!
hmmm. Me thinks he might want a residency visa. Or maybe it's because he's of slim build and needs fattening up (which is a sign of wealth in Africa) and has heard about your vegetable growing prowess and feels you might be the lady for the job.
Haha this is so funny! There's not many men that will do the laundry so you should definetely fly to Ghana. Right now!
Do you know, astonishingly I have decided to pass up on Prince Ghana. I just can't get past the baseball cap......
Lol! Am so laughing at that! my own inappropriate Boy, ALWAYS wears baseball caps....sigh...
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